“Santa’s Stuck Up In The Chimney” by Paul Evans is a great funny Christmas song that the whole family can enjoy. Kids will love this song.
Santa’s Stuck Up In The Chimney” Lyrics
It was the night before Christmas
Not a mouse was stirrin’
Not a sound heard anywhere
But the silence was broken
When these words were spoken
“Hey, get me outta here!”
Push!
Tug!
Pull!
Shove!
Santa’s stuck up in the chimney
(In the chimney)
We gotta
Push!
Tug!
Pull!
Shove!
There’ll be no Christmas
Till we set him free.
That’s when he started to diet
Through the summer
He stuck by it
But his appetite
Was fated to win
Because his wife started bakin’
And Christmas candy makin’
Now look at the shape he’s in.
We gotta
Push!
Tug!
Pull!
Shove!
Santa’s stuck up in the chimney
(In the chimney)
We gotta
Push!
Tug!
Pull!
Shove!
There’ll be no Christmas
Till we set him free.
This is becomin’ a disaster
If we don’t free faster
Day will dawn
And children everywhere will weep
The house is full of neighbours tryin’
Down to havin’ children cryin’
“Get him out of here
So I can get some sleep!”
We gotta
Push!
Tug!
Pull!
Shove!
Santa’s stuck up in the chimney
(In the chimney)
We gotta
Push!
Tug!
Pull!
Shove!
Push!
Tug!
Pull!
Shove!
There’ll be no Christmas
Till we set him free.
‘Cause Santa’s stuck up in the chimney!
