The original animated holiday special, “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” is still a popular holiday show that is loved by both kids and adults. Part of its appeal is the music. Dr. Seuss himself wrote the theme song, “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch,” as well as “Fahoo Forays,” the Christmas all the Whos sing while holding hands on Christmas morning. If you’ve always wanted to sing along as the Grinch is sneaking through Whoville and stealing all the gifts, here are the lyrics for “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch.”
“You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch”
You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You’re as cuddly as a cactus,
You’re as charming as an eel.
You’re a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.
You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart’s an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You’ve got garlic in your soul.
I wouldn’t touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You’re a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Given the choice between the two of you
I’d take the seasick crocodile.
You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You’re a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: “Stink. Stank. Stunk.”
You’re a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You’re the king of sinful sots.
Your heart’s a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseous super-naus.
You’re a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
You’re a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce.