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funny snowman - Stick 'Em Up cardWhat did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
Have an ice day!

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite

What kind of cakes do snowmen prefer?
Any cake with lots of icing!

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a baker?
Frosty the Dough-man

Why did the snowman send his dad to the North Pole?
He wanted a frozen pop

What did the snow parents put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile

What happened when the snowman’s wife got angry with him?
She gave him the cold shoulder.

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?
He thought his wife was a flake.

How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to see you!

What does a snowman eat for lunch?
An iceberg-er

What does a snowman like to eat on his burgers?
Iceberg lettuce

What else does a snowman like on his burgers?
Chilly sauce

What do you call a snowman in summer?
A puddle

What kind of cream do snowwomen put on their faces at night?
Cold cream

What do snowmen like for breakfast?
Ice Krispies

What’s Frosty the Snowman’s favorite type of Mexican food?
Brrrrrr-itos

What do snowman like to drink?
Iced tea